I was “blessed” with free tickets from some lovely season ticket holders who were probably too fed up to keep going to the games this season. When I took a look at the ticket, I noticed something so painfully symbolic of this franchise.
WHY IS THERE JUST A NONDESCRIPT DUDE WITH HIS FACE CROPPED OFF ON THE MOST EXPENSIVE TICKET IN BASKETBALL !?
At least give Melo the satisfaction of being mass printed on the tickets. He is way too committed to the Knicks, so he deserves at least that. In fact, I’m pretty sure that it’s Stoudemire (notice the 1 creeping into the image on the right), who hasn’t been with the Knicks in two seasons.
Not sure who to blame, so I’m going to go ahead pin this on James Dolan, as he is responsible for the poor management of the Knicks in the last 15 years (1 playoff series win and only THREE over .500 seasons). Get it together Dolan, as in let someone else do your job, please.
EDIT: It has come to my attention that this could also be Kevin Seraphin, which would be just as funny.
Image via NBA.com