The Nets suck. Fuck you and your I Told You Sos

I have a shirt — one of my favorite shirts, though it’s grown a little tight over the years — that says Fuck You and Your Glass House.

It’s written on rocks.

Now I wish I had a shirt that said Fuck You and Your I Told You Sos.

It would be written on the Twitter handles of those annoying ass bloggers who, after the Brooklyn Nets won like two games to begin the season, said something like ‘Knew this would happen. Nets aren’t going to be that bad. Celtics pick isn’t worth anything.’

Fuck you and your pompous ass writing. Nice media credential pal, go suffer through 30 years in the newspaper business before you say some dumb shit like that. Only Bob Ryan, Tony Kornheiser, Mike Wilbon, Dan Shaughnessy, Mike Lupica, and everyone else on Around The Horn can say some dumb shit like that. They earned it. You didn’t.

The most annoying thing about this is I can’t remember any of you. God damnit, why didn’t I screenshot those tweets!

But, yeah, the Nets suck, you idiots. And you do, too. Nice advanced algorithm you used to conclude the Nets would make the playoffs with fucking Jeremy Lin and a bunch of other NBA 2K My Players. Dumbasses.

If you remember or want to help me find those tweets, let me know.

Thanks.

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